KILL, v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief.
KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
Ambrose Bierce
Monday, February 05, 2007
Devil's Dictionary
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