Sunday, January 25, 2009

Breaking news: incredible!


WW has learned that Mayor Sam Adams will announce later today that he plans to return to work this week and will not resign.

The announcement comes on the same day that this news broke in The Sunday Oregonian that Beau Breedlove says he and Adams exchanged kisses on two separate occasions before Breedlove's 18th birthday.

If this proves true, then the mayor's "tragic flaw" clearly is arrogance and lust for power. Already, with the new revelations, some of his supporters in the political arena have switched sides. Perhaps he's counting on short memories since our screwed-up law doesn't permit a recall election for six months. On the other hand, a lawyer in town believes he's already violated three items in the city code.

The bottom line is, if he stays, he just throws gasoline onto the fire, and the mess gets worse. What an arrogant, selfish ass.

However, on the flip side, late night comedians get a lot more material!

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