HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of silk or linen, used in various ignoble offices about the face and especially serviceable at funerals to conceal the lack of tears.
HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
HARANGUE, n. A speech by an opponent, who is known as an harrangue- outang.
HASH, x. There is no definition for this word -- nobody knows what hash is.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
The Devil's Dictionary
Posted by Charles Deemer at 7:22 AM