DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.
DISTRESS, n. A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
DRAMATIST, n. One who adapts plays from the French.
DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Posted by Charles Deemer at 8:14 AM