Small satisfactions

Grad alma mater Oregon is crushing undergrad alma mater UCLA. Without mercy. However, on the bright side for a UCLA fan, Oregon looks really stupid in their designer puke yellow uniforms. And UCLA, bless their souls, is one of the few major universities without a Nike swoosh on their uniforms. But the Nike Ducks Inc. are having it easy tonight.

The best thing about the Ducks today is Coach Kelly. He called Phil Knight (Mr. Nike) "the owner" of the football team during an interview. Tell it like it is!