An actor friend wrote, expressing worry about the effects of eating scrapple on my health. Ah, yes! I know the argument well.
Here's the deal: if someone, a doctor perhaps, said to me, "If you stop eating scrapple, I can guarantee you that you'll live x years longer", there is no value of x that would make me stop eating scrapple.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. Yours truly is going to die eating scrapple!
But probably not. I'll probably get run over by a truck.
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