Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Email Stress (poem)

Email Stress

according to my email
I have a chronic condition
of an undersized penis
which I can afford to fix
with a penis transplant since
a lawyer from some strange
nation I never heard of
has millions of dollars
for me which may explain
why so many manufacturers
of viagra are after my
business and why so many
women from Russia want
to marry me which may
be difficult with the
busy schedule I'd have
if I accept the startup
offer to build cars
that run on dog shit

what's a guy to do?

--Charles Deemer

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