Amateur night

"Serious drinkers" hate St. Patrick's Day. It's a night like New Year's Eve when the amateur drinkers come out of the sobriety stations, fill the bars, change the environment, drink too much, get sick, and otherwise ruin the usual night of drinking for the pro. I know, I used to be one of them. Hated St. Paddy's, hated New Year's eve. Hated, hated, hated. Bars were turned into fraternities. Amateur night.