What Nike U needs

New Nike U cheerleaders: Go Ducks!

I've been thinking about Nike U's Wagnerian bird suits. They look cool, just out of place on a football field. Nike needs to turn the gridiron into an opera stage. One way is to play Ride of the Valkyries when the team takes the field. That would be hot! Give the Duck mascot a helmet, steel vest and sword! Don't flirt with opera, go the whole hog! Make the cheeeaders Wagnerian Amazons! I mean, Nike can give a whole new dimension to the game. It's already taken the first steps ... but it's too shy about it. Nike and Wagner is a marriage made in Valhalla.

Go Ducks!