Friday, January 19, 2007

Devil's Dictionary


FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Ambrose Bierce

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